Being Single!

A relationship status despised by many, but also embraced by people who are strong enough to withstand what comes with it.

Here’s our collection of quotes about being single. Some are hilarious, some are heartwarming, some are thought-provoking, and some are words of wisdom that will teach you invaluable lessons about single-hood.

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Single and Happy	Empowering and Inspirational	Funny	Give Love A Second Chance

Quotes About Being Single And Happy

1. Being single can also mean that you are strong enough to enjoy life without being dependent on someone else.

2. Better single and happy than in a relationship and miserable.

3. Not being in a relationship doesn’t always mean that you know anything about love. Sometimes people just choose to stay single.

4. It’s not about being with someone who makes you happy. It’s about being someone who makes you happy. – Jay Shetty

5. Don’t put the key to your happiness in someone else’s pocket. It’s dangerous. It means that we can’t be happy without them. – Jay Shetty

6. Someone who isn’t happy with being single will never be happy in a relationship.

7. I am single because I am waiting for the right person.

8. Being single is not the equivalent of loneliness.

9. There is no point in a relationship when the drama and heartache of it outweighs the good. When it comes to life, there are no one size fits all solutions. You do you and I do me.

10. Being single is just a momentary status, it doesn’t have to be your destiny.

11. The biggest myth we were told when we were younger is to find someone who completes us. How can you find someone who completes you when you’re already complete? We are told be with someone who makes you happy. When actually what we need to do is be someone who makes you happy. – Jay Shetty

12. You are not a loser when you are single. Quite the contrary: only strong people can live without having to depend on someone else.

13. One of the best times for figuring out who you are & what you really want out of life? Right after a break-up. ― Mandy Hale

14. Single doesn’t mean you know anything about love. It just means you know enough to wait for it.

15. Love yourself before loving someone else. You can be single and enjoy life to the fullest.

16. When you’re struggling with something, look at all the people around you and realize that every single person you see is struggling with something, and to them, it’s just as hard as what you’re going through. ― Nicholas Sparks

17. Being brave enough to be alone frees you up to invite people into your life because you want them and not because you need them. ― Mandy Hale

18. If you learn to really sit with loneliness and embrace it for the gift that it is…an opportunity to get to know YOU, to learn how strong you really are, to depend on no one but YOU for your happiness…you will realize that a little loneliness goes a LONG way in creating a richer, deeper, more vibrant and colorful YOU. ― Mandy Hale

19. I’m Single! No Drama For Me. – Proudly Single – I’m Single and I’m proud – Single! No need to ask for permission!

20. If we be doomed to marry, we marry; if we be doomed to remain single we do. ― Thomas Hardy

21. Only a tough person can be happily single and enjoy life in a world where people will settle for just about anything.

22. Sometimes it takes a heartbreak to shake us awake & help us see we are worth so much more than we’re settling for. ― Mandy Hale

23. It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on. ― Nicholas Sparks

24. Imagine doing what you want, wherever you want, and when you want. No strings attached, no waiting, no expectations, no glances of disapproval and no interrogations. That’s the life of a single person.

Empowering And Inspirational Quotes About Being Single

25. It is always better to be single than being in a broken relationship.

26. Don’t make the mistake that many people do: enter a relationship to please your friends or family. Never do that. You will never be happy. You do you. Being a single person is not a disease. You are not the first and will never be the last.

27. Everyone you meet, is going to come with their own baggage. You just need to find the right person who loves you enough to help you unpack. – Jay Shetty

28. Don’t let anyone mess with your feelings. Reserve your heart for the best because you deserve the very best.

29. Never get into a relationship, commit yourself and lose your identity just because you’re afraid of staying single.

30. Keep looking for love passionately, but please don’t let that stop you from living your life to the fullest.

31. Spend your time as a single person to improve your skills and to grow as a person.

32. Being happy comes from the inside. Make sure you have fun in your own company.

33. At times it is essential and even healthy to be alone. You can learn more about yourself when you aren’t surrounded by the noise of this world.

34. Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.” ― Lady Gaga

35. Your happiness is not dependent on anything external. Don’t give the key to your happiness to anyone or anything or any situation. Happiness is an inside job. – Jay Shetty

36. Let no one in this world convince you that you can’t be who you are.

37. Do not conform to the rigid social norms of your environment. Do all you can to become the person you want to be.

38. It’s sad to see people conform to society’s checklists and then use that same checklist to judge others.

39. Refuse to conform to the norms and expectations of society.

40. Focus on this skill that’s called: Being Self-Satisfied. You’re living your purpose. Living what matters to you and functioning from that point, inside out, rather than going, oh my god, if this works out, then I’m going to be happy. – Jay Shetty

41. Every time you say: If I get promoted, If I get that degree, if I marry that guy/girl, if I become rich, etc., then I’ll be happy, You’re actually putting your happiness onto something you don’t fully control. Don’t let your happiness be controlled by something you can’t control.

42. We’re meant to love people and use things, but today we use people and love things. – Jay Shetty

43. We all need to find someone who makes us want to change our life and not just our relationship status. – Jay Shetty

44. Don’t let your happiness depend on something or someone you may lose.

45. Some people want the facade of a relationship without the work of a relationship.

46. Are you still single? Don’t worry. God wants to save you for someone special. Your time will come.

47. When you’re young you say: “I love you because I need you”. When you grow up you realize “I need you because I love you”. – Jay Shetty

48. Imagine being with someone your whole life, externally, but internally they’re not sure they’re with the right person. Imagine spending your whole life with someone, but in the back of their minds, doesn’t think about moving forward with you. Remember, that even at your best you’ll never be right for the wrong person. But even at your worst, the right person will remind you of your worth. – Jay Shetty

49. No matter how hard you try, the wrong partner is not going to be happy. However, the right person will always be there for you no matter how many mistakes you make.

50. Through your experiences, you either get a person for a lifetime or the lesson of your life. – Jay Shetty

51. A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence. ― Mandy Hale

52. You can’t live your life for other people. You’ve got to do what’s right for you, even if it hurts some people you love. ― Nicholas Sparks

53. It is better to lock up your heart with a merciless padlock, than to fall in love with someone who doesn’t know what they mean to you. ― Michael Bassey Johnson

Funny Quotes About Being Single

54. Do you know what’s sad? A romantic film reminding you that you don’t have a love life.

55. Seeing two lovers kissing each other, almost always leads to the question: Where is mine?

56. She is free like a bird. She is calm like a river. She is resilient. She is incredibly, terrifyingly, unapologetically strong.

57. I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.

58. Believe me when I tell you that being single won’t kill you.

59. I am in a relationship with myself and it is the best one so far.

60. Imagine being able to do whatever you want whenever you want without anyone’s permission. That’s called Being Single!

61. Just imagine having all the peace and calm you want. No one talking in your ear first thing in the morning or in the evening before you sleep.

62. When single, I am the happiest person in the world when I look at my wallet, but the saddest when I look at my bed.

63. I’m not alone forever, I’m available forever.

64. I’m not single! I’m in a relationship with myself.

65. That wonderful feeling when you look at couples fighting and you realize that THIS is not going to happen to you.

66. Some people don’t want a relationship, but just friends with benefits.

67. If I decide to go it alone, it’s my decision, my choice, my business and my life.

68. I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.” ― Lady Gaga

69. Sad because you are still single? Stop it. Get up, put on your best clothes and go find your darling. This is real life. Prince Charming only happens in fairy tales.

70. I prefer to be with someone who can provide me commitment, love, trust and mind-blowing sex. I won’t settle for anything less.

71. The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely. ― Charlotte Brontë

Quotes To Live By When You Want To Give Love A Chance

72. When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable.” ― Jess C. Scott

73. Imagine if you used relationships to get to know other people, rather than to satisfy what is blocked inside of you. If you’re not trying to make people fit into your preconceived notions of what you like and dislike, you will find that relationships are not really that difficult. If you’re not so busy judging and resisting people based upon what is blocked inside of you, you will find that they are much easier to get along with—and so are you. Letting go of yourself is the simplest way to get closer to others. ― Michael A. Singer

74. Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love, but that doesn’t make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more. ― Nicholas Sparks

75. Never invest in any kind of relationship with anyone who is not willing to work on themselves just a little every day. A person who takes no interest in any form of self-improvement, personal development or spiritual growth will also not be inclined to make much of an effort building a truly meaningful connection with you. A relationship with only one partner willing to do the work ceases to be a relationship. And as anyone who has been there will tell you – it’s pointless to try and dance the tango solo. ― Anthon St. Maarten

76. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I’d hoped to give you forever. ― Nicholas Sparks

77. The greater the love, the greater the tragedy when it’s over. ― Nicholas Sparks

78. I mean, if the relationship can’t survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term? ― Nicholas Sparks

79. Every great love starts with a great story. ― Nicholas Sparks

80. Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ― Robert A. Heinlein

81. Love is something you do for someone else, not something you do for yourself. ― Gary Chapman

82. Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love. ― Mandy Hale

83. You’re going to come across people in your life who will say all the right words at all the right times. But in the end, it’s always their actions you should judge them by. It’s actions, not words, that matter. ― Nicholas Sparks

84. If you truly want to be respected by people you love, you must prove to them that you can survive without them. ― Michael Bassey Johnson

85. I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.” ― Lisa Kleypas

86. True love is rare, and it’s the only thing that gives life real meaning. ― Nicholas Sparks

87. My daddy said, that the first time you fall in love, it changes you forever and no matter how hard you try, that feeling just never goes away. ― Nicholas Sparks

88. We have to allow ourselves to be loved by the people who really love us, the people who really matter. Too much of the time, we are blinded by our own pursuits of people to love us, people that don’t even matter, while all that time we waste and the people who do love us have to stand on the sidewalk and watch us beg in the streets! It’s time to put an end to this. It’s time for us to let ourselves be loved.” ― C. JoyBell C.

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1. Some of us really wouldn’t mind if you made the first move. – plap11

2. How extra careful and nice you have to be so you do not scare some people, especially small children and women. – cutemusclehead. The worst is when you find yourself walking behind a woman at night, or when there aren’t many other people around. Sometimes I try to make my footsteps louder so they don’t think I’m trying to sneak up on them. – kreptinyos

3. That I don’t mean more than I say. There is no secret meaning hidden in every sentence. It means what it says, nothing else. – Forky7

4. If I’m alone in my room, I’l have my hands in my pants. I don’t even have a reason, it’s not naughty or dirty in any way, it doesn’t even feel good. I just do it. – yousefsquared

5. How utterly socially alone we are sometimes. Most women seem to have many friends that they could call on in a second to provide deep emotional support. No guy friend has ever put their arm around me and told me it’s going to be ok. I don’t know any man I could cry to or just be with if I’m feeling down and desperate. Sure we can relate, and we can complain to each other. We can go out for a drink and talk and listen to problems and give solid advice and be there for the other guy. It doesn’t seem the same as the emotional support I see many women have, it’s an incredible gift to be able to let yourself go. Also, if you put an eye tracking camera on the average dude and reviewed the footage of them walking down the street it would be a sea of breasts and butts. I barely know what my own main road looks like because every time I walk down it I’m looking at the ass of the girl walking in front. – tqqp

6. The constant absense of romance for many men. I really think most women fail to realise the effect it has when you have an okcupid account for like 2 years and never once getting a message. Then on top of that many men frequently try to express that they like a girl and are turned down. Repeatedly. For years and years. Many men can go many years with the certainty that no woman is thinking of them romantically and many even with open disgust. I mean it’s not absolutely terrible because most men I think learn to just dull out how depressing it really is and many of them (myself included) have extremely fullfilling male and male friendships. Even though, the truth is always there and sometimes you think about how shitty it is. – clashbuster

7. We can be incredibly insecure about our looks. Sorry for not being a Six-pack fucking jacked 10/10 6 foot 4 model. – SwiggyBooty

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Love, Sex and Relationship! No one could live without at least two of these.

For those lucky enough to be in a real and meaningful relationship, get a heavy-duty dose of loving inspiration with our collection of the most amazing and heart-melting relationship goals quotes of all time.

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Falling In Love	Tying The Knot	Flirty & Dirty
Becoming Best Friends	Building Trust	Growing Old Together

Relationship Goals Quotes On Falling In Love

When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable. – Jess C. Scott

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. – Dr. Seuss

A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other…Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever. – Dave Matthews Band

You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed forever.

You can talk with someone for years, everyday, and still, it won’t mean as much as what you can have when you sit in front of someone, not saying a word, yet you feel that person with your heart, you feel like you have known the person for forever…. connections are made with the heart, not the tongue. – C. JoyBell C.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. – Robert A. Heinlein

Affection is when you see someone’s strengths; love is when you accept someone’s flaws.

For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It is a person. And we are finally home. – Stephanie Perkins

I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I’ll love you then. – Cassandra Clare

So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. – Bob Marley

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too. – Ernest Hemingway

You and I, it’s as though we have been taught to kiss in heaven and sent down to earth together, to see if we know what we were taught.” – Boris Pasternak

I want to be in a relationship where you telling me you love me is just a ceremonious validation of what you already show me. – Steve Maraboli

You only need one man to love you. But him to love you free like a wildfire, crazy like the moon, always like tomorrow, sudden like an inhale and overcoming like the tides. Only one man and all of this. – C. JoyBell C.

You are my heart, my life, my one and only thought.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

Loving you is like breathing; how can I stop?

They say a good love is one that sits you down, gives you a drink of water, and pats you on top of the head. But I say a good love is one that casts you into the wind, sets you ablaze, makes you burn through the skies and ignite the night like a phoenix; the kind that cuts you loose like a wildfire and you can’t stop running simply because you keep on burning everything that you touch! I say that’s a good love; one that burns and flies, and you run with it! – C. JoyBell C.

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I’d hoped to give you forever. – Nicholas Sparks

They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they didn’t agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other ever day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other. – Nicholas Sparks

When love is not madness it is not love. – Pedro Calderón de la Barca

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride. – Pablo Neruda

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. – Neil Gaiman

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. – Lao Tzu

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Relationship Goals Quotes On Marriage

If I get married, I want to be very married. – Audrey Hepburn

When in a relationship, a real man doesn’t make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman. Steve Maraboli

A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.

So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s going to be really hard; we’re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me… everyday. – Nicholas Sparks

You can measure the happiness of a marriage by the number of scars that each partner carries on their tongues, earned from years of biting back angry words. – Elizabeth Gilbert

I don’t want to be married just to be married. I can’t think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my life with someone. I can’t talk to, or worse, someone I can’t be silent with. – Mary Ann Shaffer

Longed for him. Got him. Shit. – Margaret Atwood

If I had my life do over I would find you sooner so I could love you longer.

Ye are Blood of my Blood, and Bone of my Bone, I give ye my Body, that we Two might be One. I give ye my Spirit, ’til our Life shall be Done. – Diana Gabaldon

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. – George Bernard Shaw

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. – Groucho Marx

You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing that you are mine and I am yours. I love you!!!

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Flirty And Dirty Relationship Goals Quotes

Come sleep with me: We won’t make Love, Love will make us. – Julio Cortázar

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. – Jess C. Scott

I hunger for your sleek laugh and your hands the color of a furious harvest. I want to eat the sunbeams flaring in your beauty. –
Pablo Neruda

The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.

Each night I lie and dream about the one who kissed me and awakened my desire. I spent a single hour with him alone and since that hour, my days are layed with fire. – L.J. Smith

I want to be your teardrop. Born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

He’s like a drug for you, Bella. – Stephenie Meyer

I can’t taste my lips, could you do it for me?

Say ‘provoking’ again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do. – Becca Fitzpatrick

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart? – Suzanne Collins

I hope you know mouth to mouth breathing, because you take my breath away!

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put you and I together.

The shortest word for me is I. The sweetest word for me is LOVE. The only one for me is YOU.

What’s wrong with your phone? I’ve been calling so many times! It just keeps saying: “The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart, check again!

If you bite my lips or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off.

Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

If you were a tear , I would never cry in fear of losing you.

I want to taste me on your fingers.

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

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Relationship Goals Quotes: Becoming Best Friends

Well, it seems to me that the best relationships – the ones that last – are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is… suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with. – Gillian Anderson

When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are. – Donald Miller

Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. – Bob Marley

If conversation was the lyrics, laughter was the music, making time spent together a melody that could be replayed over and over without getting stale. – Nicholas Sparks

Lean on each others’ strengths. Forgive each others’ weaknesses.

Every couple needs to argue now and then. Just to prove that the relationship is strong enough to survive. Long-term relationships, the ones that matter, are all about weathering the peaks and the valleys. – Nicholas Sparks

I may not always be with you. But when we’re far apart. Remember you will be with me. Right inside my heart. – Marc Wambolt

I find the best way to love someone is not to change them, but instead, help them reveal the greatest version of themselves. – Steve Maraboli

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. – Albert Camus

I won’t promise to be your friend forever, because I won’t live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Relationship Goals Quotes Related To Trust

There is greatness in doing something you hate for the sake of someone you love. – Shmuley Boteach

She wanted something else, something different, something more. Passion and romance, perhaps, or maybe quiet conversations in candlelit rooms, or perhaps something as simple as not being second. – Nicholas Sparks

The beginning of love is the will to let those we love be perfectly themselves, the resolution not to twist them to fit our own image. If in loving them we do not love what they are, but only their potential likeness to ourselves, then we do not love them: we only love the reflection of ourselves we find in them. – Thomas Merton

To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved. – George MacDonald

Two Keys to a lasting marriage “Respect and Communication”

Relationships are mysterious. We doubt the positive qualities in others, seldom the negative. You will say to your partner: do you really love me? Are you sure you love me? You will ask this a dozen times and drive the person nuts. But you never ask: are you really mad at me? Are you sure you’re angry? When someone is angry, you don’t doubt it for a moment. Yet the reverse should be true. We should doubt the negative in life, and have faith in the positive. – Christopher Pike

“I trust you” is a better compliment than “I love you” because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

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Relationship Goals Quotes: Growing Old Together

I will not love you for the rest of your life, but for the rest of my life.

Hey last time I looked at my keyboard, I noticed that “u” and “i” are always together.

I will love you always. When this red hair is white, I will still love you. When the smooth softness of youth is replaced by the delicate softness of age, I will still want to touch your skin. When your face is full of the lines of every smile you have ever smiled, of every surprise I have seen flash through your eyes, when every tear you have ever cried has left its mark upon your face,I will treasure you all the more, because I was there to see it all. I will share your life with you, Meredith, and I will love you until the last breath leaves your body or mine. – Laurell K. Hamilton

As we grow old together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change: I will always keep falling in love with you.

I want to hold your hand when we are 80 and say we made it.

No matter how old we grow. I promise to be by your side and be the best companion to get us through.

With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me.

I will keep falling in love with you even when wrinkles will fill your face and fine lines crop up because my love for is eternal. No matter how old you grow, it will always be there for you.

After all this time you are still amazing to me.

True love isn’t Romeo and Juliet who died together. It’s Grandma and Grandpa who grew old together.

I can’t sleep; everything I ever knew is a lie without you. I can’t breathe when my heart is broke in two, there’s no beat without you. You are not gone, but you are not here. At least that’s the way it seems. Missing you isn’t the hardest part. Knowing that I once had you is. I miss you a little, I guess you could say, a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day.

When we get to the end of our lives together, the house we had, the cars we drove, the things we posessed won’t matter. What will matter is that I had you and you had me.

In the end, we won’t remember the most beautiful face and body. We’ll remember the most beautiful heart and soul.

My love does not come with a validity date and it surely will not expire when you hit the old age. But it will continue to be showered on you as long as I am there in this world.

I’m waiting for the day when you’ll tell me that you’re thinking about me all the time.

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Further Reading
–  101 Kinky Sex Ideas To Blow Your Lover’s Mind

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Want to spice things up?

Here’s a list of dirty and kinky sex ideas to make your sex life juicier. We got ideas about kinky games, positions, fetishes, fantasies, among others.

1. Tie your lover up on a bed or a chair, cover the eyes with a blindfold and tease him/her with a vibrator all over the body. Alternatively, instead of a vibrator use a feather, ice-cubes, liquid wax from a burning candle or just your fingers.

2. Oil each other up and start wrestling. Make it kinky by trying to put your finger or a butt-plug in the butt hole of your partner. Your goal is to avoid being sodomized by your partner. You lose if you got sodomized.

3. Get naked in the pool and give each other a blowjob under water or go diving naked and have sex underwater while enjoying the view.

4. Have sex with your partner while watching a 3D porn with a VR headphone on. The point is to imagine yourself having sex with the porn-star in the film by using the body of your partner.

5. Ask your partner before-hand what he/she hates the most. It could be a clown or a politician. On Halloween or any day of the year, tie him/her first on bed and then put on the costume and surprise them. Having sex with something you hate or fear is extremely kinky.

6. Buy a vibrator with a remote control, put them on and go out with your friends. Now, try to give your partner an orgasm in front of everyone by using the remote controle of the vibrator.

7. Let a third person have sex with your partner while you watch from a distance via a camera. Or you can stay in the room watch them and masturbate.

8. Straight people, go have sex with someone of your same sex. Are you gay, then do the opposite. Straight guys dare to have a sexual encounter with a shemale.

9. Invite some friends over and let them sleep with your significant other while you’re watching.

10. Pick up a stranger and make out with them.

11. Get a strap-on dildo and dominate your man with some intensive back door actions. Use your finger or a vibrator to stimulate your partner’s prostate while giving him a blowie.

12. Ask the delivery guy or your handy-man if you can tip him with a quick blowie. To make it more intense, put on a sexy lingerie before asking. It sounds like a crazy and unrealistic idea, but this does happen in real life.

13. Try a complete Body Worship: massage, lick, kiss and explore your lover’s body. Use vibrators, feathers, etc. to make it more intense. Other variations are: Penis Worship, Vagina Worship, Buttocks Worship, Breast Worship, Muscle Worship, Foot Worship. Here your primary focus is these specific area of the body. Combine Body Worship with food and drinks, such as whipped cream, chocolate sauce, champagne, honey, butterscotch sauce, strawberries, grapes, etc.

14. Call a phone sex hotline and get your sexy on.

15. Dress up as his ultimate fantasy and stay in character all night.

16. Visit a sex club and watch everyone else have sex.

17. Touch your partner from head to toe…only with your breath.

18. Play a spank game. The loser gets spanked. Game Examples: Chapstick Challenge – Rock, Paper, Scissors – Coin Toss.

19. Get it on while flying on an airplane.

20. Do it on a hotel balcony.

21. Demand all oral sex – and nothing else.

22. Videotape your action.

23. Try out Japanese rope bondage.

24. Come all over your lover’s face.

25. Pull your lover’s hair as they are coming.

26. Wait on the bed for your lover wearing nothing at all.

27. Bend over a chair and invite your partner to take you.

28. Invite a photographer into the room to capture your lovemaking.

29. Wear high heels to bed.

30. Make your lover dress up in your clothes.

31. Explore domination and submission.

32. Blindfold your partner and make them guess who is fucking them. You – or someone else?

33. Suck on your lover’s balls while he jacks off.

34. Masturbate in front of your partner.

35. Slide your penis between her breasts and have sex with her that way.

36. Take photographs of each other to post on the internet.

37. Butt plugs are an ass lover’s best friend.

38. Lead your lover around by a leash.

39. Stay naked at home all day and have sex as often as possible.

40. Lube yourself up, spread your cheeks, and invite your partner to take your ass.

41. Go through every position in the Kama Sutra.

42. Invest in nipple clamps and let the games begin!

43. Clothespins provide pressure on delicate body parts – try it!

44. Give your partner head while they are driving.

45. Suck on your lover’s toes while they are tied up.

46. Try out a double-ended dildo.

47. Get right on the edge of orgasm…but don’t let each other come all night long.

48. Wear bright red lipstick as your suck your partner’s cock.

49. Surprise your partner with quickie sex at work.

50. Convince your partner to wear your lingerie.

51. Keep your panties on while you have sex.

52. Wear leather outfits while you go at it.

53. Get a riding crop from the sex toy store and “ride” your partner with it.

54. Get a vibrator with a remote and go out on the town together.

55. Do it in your old childhood bedroom.

56. Have sex with your lover in the public Jacuzzi at a hotel.

57. “Torture” your lover with ice all over their body.

58. Ask your lover to suck another man’s cock.

59. Do the nasty in the snow!

60. Have sex in the same room with another couple and watch each other.

61. Purchase the largest dildo you can find and see how much of it she can take.

62. Take a class on striptease and then surprise your partner.

63. Find his prostate and massage it until he comes.

64. Use sex toys to fill up every hole.

65. Slide pieces of fruit into your lover’s pussy and suck them out.

66. Before you have anal sex, give your partner an enema.

67. Slip your finger up your man’s ass right as he’s about to come.

68. Threaten to fuck him hard up the ass if he doesn’t make you come properly!

69. Drip soy-wax cool candles all over your partner’s body.

70. Use Pop Rocks to give your lover a sexy, bubbly sensation as you go down.

71. Hire a man or woman from an escort service and play to your heart’s content.

72. Compete to see who can come first.

73. Fuck each other in a mirrored room.

74. Have “sliding sex” by lying down a shower curtain on the floor and covering each other with olive oil.

75. Explore needle play – especially on the nipples.

76. Spank your partner with a hairbrush.

77. Watch two men go at it – or two women, whatever floats your boat.

78. Have sex in the parking lot of the sex toy store.

79. Pick up a stranger and have sex with them while your lover watches.

80. Make your partner wear a cock ring that will make him last longer.

81. Make a point of fucking for as long as you can – the point is to be sore as hell in the morning!

82. Go down on a man in a crowded place, like a bar.

83. After you’ve come inside your woman, lick your own come out of her.

84. Pretend to be a cop picking up a prostitute, and do it in a public park.

85. If he comes in your mouth, kiss him when he’s done.

86. Use toys to find her g-spot and see what you can do with it!

87. Do your Kegel exercises while he is inside you.

88. Get your tongue pierced to give your lover a more sensual thrill.

89. Use a penis extender to give your woman a little something more.

90. Become your partner’s sex slave for an evening.

91. Dress up in some of the kinkier fetishes – horse and rider is a good one.

92. Host an “interrogation” – tie your partner up and “torture” them with pleasures as they answer naughty questions.

93. Use a toy that offers a tiny electrical jolt on your partner.

94. Get a sensual tattoo on one of your most delicate body parts.

95. Get a “pocket pussy” for him and fulfill that fantasy of having more than one pussy at a time…

96. Give someone their first gay or lesbian experience.

97. Invest in sex furniture, like the Liberator.

98. Explore her body and try to make her “squirt” when she comes.

99. With more than one man? Let them all come on your body and cover you with it.

100. Have sex standing up in the shower.

101. Ask your partner what their deepest, darkest fantasy is…and make it happen!

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